Minecraft-DIAMOND ORE LAMP

描述

The illustration of mining characters in Minecraft depicts LED lights in the style of minerals

💎⚠️ DIAMOND ORE LAMP: Creeper-Proof Bedside Defense System! ⚡🛏️

"Finally, a glow-up that won’t summon Endermen!" 🔥

✨ Tap-to-Glow Tech – Smack it like a misplaced pickaxe:
1 tap: "Chill mining vibe" (aka spider whisperer mode)
2 taps: "Nether portal mood lighting" 🔥
3 taps: "EMERGENCY CREEPER SPOTLIGHT" 💥

⚠️ Auto-Shutdown Magic: Goes dark after 3 mins – perfect for:
• Pretending you’re totally asleep (Phantoms hate this trick!)
• Conserving battery life and your dignity after yelling "DIAMONDS!" at 2am

🔥 BONUS: Officially licensed = 100% bragging rights. No redstone required! (AA batteries sold separately – Mojang pls fix.)

🧱 3" Cube of Lies: Looks breakable. Is not. Made from "I-survived-100-nights" ABS plastic. Guaranteed to:
✅ Scare off closet pigmen
✅ Flex harder than your enchanted netherite gear
✅ Double as a "I’m 100% an adult" paperweight

🎁 Forge-Approved Gifting:
• That friend who still digs straight down for fun
• Your cousin whose "nightlight" is a lava bucket screensaver
• Anyone who whispers "sweet dreams… of mining" unironically

"Sleep tight, miner – the ores are watching…" 🌙⛏️💤

DATA BOARD

An advertising image showcasing the details and detailed data of Minecraft mining lights

ABOUT GAME

The OG block-building universe where 300M+ players dig, craft, and meme since 2011. LEGO on steroids + dragons = best-selling game ever. Cross-platform, kid-approved, and still breaking YouTube algorithms. 🎮⛏️

ABOUT STUDIO

We’re dimoor – a coven of rogue artists-turned-designers who believe adulthood is overrated. Our mission? To weaponize whimsy. Forget “fast fashion”, we craft mood revolutions: wearable art, rebellious home decor, and toys that whisper “screw the rules” in 12 languages.
“Life’s a bland canvas – we bring the glitter grenades.”

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Color	Blue , Green , Orange , Red

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